For the rest of us

Your golf app was built for a golfer you’re not.

Log a round in 60 seconds. Find out where the strokes actually went — and the one thing to fix before Saturday.

No spam. One email when it’s ready, maybe two before.

Baffy, a black Scottie in a bucket hat, leaning on his golf bag on a cracked cart path at sunset — chain link and a rusted pickup behind him
The problem

Most golf apps measure things you don’t do yet.

Fairways hit. Greens in regulation. Sand saves. Every app leads with them, and at your scores most of them read zero. A number that reads zero every week isn’t information — it’s a scoreboard for a game you aren’t playing yet.

What actually costs you strokes is smaller and more repetitive. Two tee balls into the trees on the same kind of hole. A chip left in the rough, then the next one over the green. Three putts from twenty feet.

Nobody counts those. So nobody can tell you which one to fix first.

A bag of clubs nobody chose together, propped on a bench
Exhibit A
How it works

Three seconds a hole. One thing to fix.

1
Log the hole

Score, then tap what happened. Lost it right. Chunked a chip. Three-putt. One hand, glove on.

2
Read the debrief

Where your strokes went, ranked, measured against your own last twenty rounds — not against a scratch player.

3
Fix one thing

One recommendation — a range session or a club change, never a list of five. You can only think about one thing over the ball anyway.

Where your strokes went
Rolling Green muni · white tees · 108 · 14 April
0.0
Strokes lost against your own last twenty rounds. Two and a half more than your average here.
Where they went
your last 20 roundsTeeApproachShort gamePutting
Off the tee6.2
Putting3.1
Short game1.8
Approach1.4
The tee shot is the whole round

Six penalty strokes off the tee, all of them right of the fairway. Your putting cost 3.1, but it costs about that every round. The tee is the part that moved.

Hit the hybrid on the four tightest tees. Change nothing else.

Expected: 4 to 5 strokes back next round
I’ve seen worse. Not this week, but I’ve seen worse.
Baffy at the clubhouse table with a stack of scorecards and a cup of coffee
The voice

It will not tell you that you’re doing great.

Baffy gives you the number and what it means. He doesn’t flatter, he doesn’t scold, and he never suggests you’re learning the game. He’s read a lot of scorecards worse than yours.

Six penalty strokes off the tee. All of them right of the fairway.
Your putting cost 3.1 strokes. It costs about that every round. The tee is the part that moved.
Zero four-putts. First time in five rounds.

Word for word out of the product.

The whole product

What’s in the bag.

Yardages

Front, middle, back — off the phone in your pocket. No watch, no sensors, no two hundred dollars you didn't need to spend.

The log

A score and a tag per hole. Three seconds, one hand, glove on. Your handicap comes free with it.

The debrief

Where the strokes went and the one thing to fix before Saturday. Never a list of five.

And coming with it

In the works
The bag builder

What you carry, what it does, and the one gap actually worth filling. Recommendations lead with used — most of what your game needs is sitting in someone's garage with the plastic still on the putter.

The real handicap

The full calculation — course rating, slope, the works — posted automatically from rounds you already logged. You'll never do handicap math in a parking lot again.

Tee time spot — punched paper ticket
Tee-time deals

Specials at courses near you as they go up, so the round itself costs less too. The cheapest tee time is the one somebody else couldn't make.

All of it pointed at the same job: fewer wasted strokes, less wasted money.

Questions

Fair questions.

1
Does it work at my course?

About 30,000 of them, and the municipal tracks are the point rather than an afterthought. If yours isn't in there, add it once and it's in there for good.

2
Does it have GPS? Do I need a watch or sensors for it?

Yes, and no. Distance to the front, middle, and back of the green, straight off the phone in your pocket — so you stop guessing with the wrong club. If anyone tells you the fix for your golf is another two hundred dollars of hardware, walk away slowly and keep your hand on your wallet.

3
Does it track my handicap?

Yes. Every round you log counts toward it and you don't do anything extra to make that happen.

4
How long does logging actually take?

About three seconds a hole. Under a minute for eighteen. If it ever takes longer than that on the course, it's broken and I want to hear about it.

5
What does it cost?

Logging and handicap tracking will be free. The analysis will be a paid tier under $25 a year. The exact line isn't settled, and I'd rather tell you that than make up a number.

6
When does it launch?

When it's under three seconds a hole and the diagnosis is right more often than the guy who watches you hit two balls at the range. Leave your email and you'll know before anyone at my course does.

I’ve seen worse.

Leave your email and you’ll hear when it’s ready.